Whatever mood you woke up in this morning, whether jubilant, furious or crestfallen, the weekly round-up is here to make it all better.
Sure it can’t fix your broken heart, mend your flat tyre, or install your preferred government in a bloody/bloodless (delete where applicable) coup, but it can offer a brief distraction from what ails you.
Think of this as a calming nightlight, a tiny beacon that holds your attention while all the horrible monsters under your bed gather and wait in the darkness.
Stop thinking about those monsters now! Just look at the light. There, there, always looking at the light…